Laminated Collage Brooches

Corny offbeat Ingrid humor at work. Eventually I'll get around to making an etsy and selling these all, along with my bird rocks and all that.


1) Enjoy Acid Erosion
(Don't remember which magazines)

2) Pool Noodle of the month
(Don't remember which magazines)

3) "...Or perhaps the boy is queer and
has sensed my attraction and is flirting
with me by giving me free depressants"
(SF Weekly + Nat'l Geographic)

4)Sometimes people's state-
ments end like questions?
It's a habit called up talk?
You might find it annoying?
(Harper's + BirdTalk)

5)New uses for crackers ...and we mean that literally.
-BETTER ODOR CONTROL
-Cardboard FRAGRANCES
-Cracker Manicure
-Vibration: The first vibrating cracker ... It's about time!
(Don't remember which magazines)

6)Crackers are tastier than some people.
Hmmm.. wonder why? Crackers don't taste like
a mouthful of privilege
(Don't remember which magazines)

7)STOP cat contoversy
(Science + Vogue)

8) AGGRESSIVE TENDENCIES
(Science + BirdTalk + Parenting)

9) I accepted him for the
Loving, Trick-Trained Pet
he wanted to be
Greenies—Be responsible with a leash and harness.
(Parenting + BirdTalk)

10) Your birds love reading over your shoulder. But at what cost?
THERE'S. NO. GOING. BACK.
(Science + BirdTalk)